The biggest, most powerful atom smasher the world has ever seen, the LHC (Large Hadron Collider), with its 17-mile underground loop and TeVs (Teraelectronvolts) of proton beams, is finally up and running, with Linux in control.

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GNU/Linux Saves Civilisation!

The Swiss obsession with creating a Big Bang underneath their famous Alps will succeed with GNU/Linux in control, where M$ would have plunged it into Blue Screens of Death and even Microsoft's innovative new Black Screens of Death.

Step 2, will involve organising a major international banking conference in Switzerland to coincide with the starting of the Collider.

With all the bankers, and the Swiss Alps, in permanent orbit around the moon, warfare and financial collapses will become obsolete and mankind will enter a new golden age of peace and prosperity, thanks to GNU/Linux.

Even the Ballmer will sit down with the Stallman and license M$ under the new GPL version 4.

Merry Christmas, all.

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