Quite often in relationships there are two seemingly very different people who, for some reason, become a couple. To outside eyes they appear to be completely incompatible with each other. These people marry and have a child. This child is a combination of characteristics of these two people. Sometimes these different characteristics produce a wonder child and sometimes they produce a child we wonder about.
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lozz
15 years 11 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago
Penguin and Ass?
What a thoroughly stupid speculation. I'm sure the union of a penguin and a braying ass would be unlikely to produce any viable progeny, although an unpleasant image of "Microsoft Miguel's" misbegotten Mono does spring to mind.
c0d3t4lk3r
15 years 10 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago
I guess we would just call it Novell
We could call the child Novell if it couldn't think for itself and always did what Big Daddy Microsoft told it to do.